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- Sto leggendo un nuovo libro “Sharazan”. Mi piace, ne ho letto 30 pagine.

* Veramente si chiama “Shantaram” e 30 pagine non sono molte considerato che ne ha 900...

- Beh, si, però mi ha preso parecchio.

* Scusa ma non avevi comprato l’ultimo di Ammaniti? Non l’hai letto?

- Eh, no....

* Ma perchè ti compri i libri se non leggi?

- Beh, all’ipercoop facevano il 30% di sconto.....

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I book a hotel in Rome! The law of commuters


Starring: the formidable marketing director Cungi (100 pounds of fat taken with arrogance and vulgarity), the secretary Marisa thin, ugly, humble and fragile, indeed, submissive.

Cungi: MARISAAAAAAAA (with scream ogre. The phone, in fact, in companies, is used only for communications on an equal footing. To call the subject will emit guttural screaming satanic verses and terrifying)

Marisa (breathlessly): Arrival Director!

Cungi: I immediately book a hotel in Rome on Thursday and Friday.

Marisa: Yes Director.

spent five minutes ...

Marisa: Here's director, I booked usual, the Bell Hotel

spend short but interminable seconds of silence and tension ...

Cungi: (assuming color purple) COOOOOOOOSSSAAAA? HOTEL BELL?? SAY WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK DO IT? BUT HER NAME? E 'UN HOTEL MERDAAAAAAAAAA. BELL WANTS TO SEND ME .... COL CAZZOOOOOOOO
I will not set foot inside. I'll give you five minutes to come back here with a list of other hotels. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HIS WORK THEN I will! ECCHECAZZO, ALL I HAVE TO DO HERE IN.

Marisa: Excuse me Sir ... but she has always said that the Hotel Campanella was the best, the book is always there, and I .......

Cungi: FUORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

They spend another five minutes ...

Marisa (voice trembling): Here is the director. Here's the list. I put the best hotels in Rome ...

spend more short but interminable seconds of silence and tension.

Cungi (red to purple) AND WHAT THE FUCK 'STA LISTAAAAAAAAAA?? BUT SHE HAS NO BRAIN! BUT HOW DO YOU ACCORDING TO A LIST OF RIVER TO KNOW WHERE ARE SHIT STI HOTELS?? You can not do anything! N - I - E - N - T - E!!
take me a map of Rome scored above the points where are the hotels to choose from. It 's so that you do. AND NOW THAT ' URGENTE!

Marisa torna al suo posto. Reprime le lacrime. Prende una mappa di Roma e comincia pazientemente con un pennarello a segnare con dei puntini i vari hotel.
Eseguito il lavoro torna, con la solita aria da condannata a morte, dal temibile direttore Cungio.

Marisa: Ecco direttore, le ho portato la mappa con segnati gli hotel

Trascorrono ancora altri brevi e interminabili attimi di silenzio e tensione.

Cungio: .... AH, BENE, ECCO. Mi faccia vedere. STIA LI, ASPETTI. Allora.... uhm.... questo no, troppo in centro. Questo no, troppo in periferia. Questo no... troppo a sud. Questo no... troppo a nord. Questo no... strada trafficata. Quest’atro no... ma dove cazzo lo hanno fatto?. Questo poi manco a parlarne, ci sono sicuramente gli zingari vicino. Questo no... lontano dall’aereoporto. Uhm..... Ecco, si, questo. (indicando con il suo ditone grasso). Questo si che va bene. Questo è perfetto CAZZO. Marisa, prenotiamo questo. Subito. Una bella suite. Qual’è? Come si chiama?

Marisa (pronunciando mentalmente il proprio testamento): Si chiama... ehm...direttore.... è.... E’ l’hotel Campanella..... Direttore...


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Nonostante la musica a palla per preservarmi da dibatti GrandeFratelleschi e su fidanzati inadempienti colgo questo stralcio di conversazione:

Amica 1: Ho iniziato a leggere I Miserabili perchè is one of those classics that should be read at all. Except that I go a bit 'slow because ....( ago eloquent gesture of person who cuts the veins)

Friend 2: It was torn?

... Then the music starts saving

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-Yesterday I went to see the reading of Amman

-I did not know you liked Ammaniti

-Yes, very.

-What have you read?

-Well actually I've only seen one of his films. And I did not like. But I bought the book because I think it's very good.

BH

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The meeting



within the office and soon after completing my ritual mainly based on daily coffee-bathroom-Gazette (the order you choose) I try to concentrate on my daily tasks.

While the corridors are beginning to come alive Lotus tells me that a meeting is scheduled today. The aim is to meet (and I quote "an expert in portal and collaboration solutions in a XXXX. The person is thick, has a practical and theoretical skills of the highest caliber. I think it is an occasion to occasion for a good standard with the outside. "While I wonder about the real significance of the meeting (the confrontation with the outside is an excuse that I can not take seriously), I agree that the meeting is set from 10:00 to 17:00. I am sure it is a mistake in planning, but are still concerned about the day that I had imagined calm and sleepy.

At 10:05 I come to the meeting room by making use of corporate unwritten law that those arriving late is not a boor, but only one that is "really overwhelmed" (actually I was at coffee with colleagues).

With great amazement that I am between:

4 people in my company (IT and all Blackberry-equipped) 7 people
incravattate XXXX company with all Apple laptop turned on and ready to write brief, feedback and minures.

only thing missing is my boss - poor thing - it must be really overwhelmed.

After a few minutes of introduction I will clarify the strategy meeting. The conditions are:

Our company needs the product XXXXX
IT company has pre-agreement with YYYYY to do to buy his product marketing XXXX.
IT needs the approval of the Marketing.

This meeting is to show the potential of marketing the product but will be conducted so that the marketing will not understand anything that you may make objections. On the other hand, the marketing will not buy any other type of product, because whatever you choose IT as Abbagnale remer against the good old days and the company will never have what they need.

Now that I understand my role I focus on my goals: •
go as smooth as possible in the way these 7 h. Meeting
• Make sure your company's product XXXX YYYY there is at least one of the things that need marketing (otherwise undergo a pistolotto by my boss about my roles and responsibilities) •
ready to climb on the bandwagon as soon as possible of what will be the winner (IT)

While mulling over these things enter my head: no longer alone! Now I have an important management support and I decide that the first break, I will reveal what the suspect.

Meanwhile part of the meeting, the person of the company's marketing YYYY esordisce cosi: “Ho preparato una ventina di slide di introduzione. Mi spiace che sono in inglese ma....(pausa di incertezza) io le faccio sempre così”.

Un moto di disgusto mi attraversa il corpo. Metto il cervello in stand by e cerco di ricordare il calendario della prossima domenica di seria A per approntare una strategia fantacalcistica.

Nel frattempo il blackberry del mio capo suona, lui risponde e poi mette giù. Si alza in piedi, emette qualche suono gutturale e bofonchia scuse (ehe andare uhmm interessante..si si peccato ma ci sentiamo) e se ne va. Sono di nuovo solo.

Nel frattempo prende finalmente la parola l’esperto di portal e soluzioni di collaboration, che inizia la sua parte. As he opened his file I drop on the eye to slide num: 89! I feel faint, my head hurts, the bladder is inflated (but no one should never piss ????), do drawings on the block, I watch the game Arkanoid (rooting for the bricks) and a colleague of mine is doing on his blackberry. I try to count the number of words in English that the expert portal and collaboration solutions says, after a few dozen maa I labor, and stop.

After many hours, several lines of IT experts that I pretend to understand, ilazioni the desires of the varied kind of marketing and those of their mental blowjobs ends the presentation of expert portal and collaboration solutions.

'm pissed nero: ho perso tutti i treni utili, salterò metà della cena che avevo in programma e domani dovrò fare tutto il lavoro che non sono riuscito a fare oggi. Ma mentre spengo il pc alla mia postazione esce il capo dall’ufficio e sorridente mi dice “Ah già finito? Aspetta che faccio una telefonata e mi racconti”.

Da bravo burattino mi siedo e aspetto.

Billy H.

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The Conference on Digital Signage



Se il mondo aziendale è il regno del non senso e il marketing è il riassunto del nulla, la partecipazione a un Convegno è la sublimazione assoluta del vuoto.

L’altra settimana ho avuto l’onore di partecipare a un convegno sul Digital Signage. Do not ask me what the fuck is why I do not know, nor care. But I'm working on for quite some time and I had a great figure with my head showing an interest to participate in the thing.

goes without saying that a course or conference will be only for three reasons:
1) See if there pussy
2) Eating a latch
3) Spend a day out of the office of shit

E ' with these solid reasons why I got up at 6 am and I put my ass on a filthy Trenitalia's Intercity to Milan. After the usual trip air-conditioned to -10 degrees and the usual delay I arrived at the prestigious Hotel just in time to listen il primo relatore.

Ben lungi da me l’idea di concentrarmi sulle presentazioni ho cominciato a esplorare attentamente la sala.
Tutti uomini! Ma porc.... e le famose belle ragazze milanesi? Tre o quattro al massimo e già ampiamente circondate da serissimi manager in abito scuro.
Disastro.
Tanti anni fuori da Milano mi hanno fatto perdere smalto. I manager Milanesi sono tutti inappuntabili, attentissimi e carichissimi. Io ho la faccia di cartone, rispetto a loro sono vestito come un diciottenne e il mio cervello ha la stessa capacità di concentrazione di una scimmia che salta da un ramo all’altro nella giungla...
Lo so che loro, nel loro intimo, stanno pensando “che palle” esattamente come me. But do not give to see and, I must admit, if they pull it from great professionals.

resigned While I'm going to follow the matter of the Congress (by the Genoese in a nutshell we can say all musse ) I open the book and I'll notice the Curriculum Vitae of the speakers.
A true wonder. So on and so forth. Headlines on cue, references to throttle and, above all, a series of bullshit foul.

Apart from the number of children of fathers who have been found by recent graduates "Directors of the London branch" or a "Master's at San Diego University report some beads that moved me:

• Member of Mensa - the worldwide association of people with high IQ - (I swear, it says so!)
• He worked as an Disruptive Innovator " (s Sticazzi!)
• I know under the pseudonym of "1.0" (but fuck it!)
• E 'my idea to give a voice (speech content) to the websites (and how not!)
• In 1996, realized the first virtual currency in the world "EnergyBank" (ah Crikey!)
• In 2007, the press produce TuoVideo defined the Italian YouTube (Ah ah ah ah!)
• I'm interested in jazz and French letterattura (but must go to work!)

As I read the knowledge that the people who write this shit and then make career money to mount such a bitch makes me that leads me to quickly finish the reading before having to get their hands on someone. It's the time

dell'agognato lunch. Unfortunately there is a buffet is served at the table but preventing looting of classic dishes made of pasta, meat, chips, croquettes and pickled vegetables all mixed together. I find myself at a table where they speak of work. I try some sort but I am soon stopped fooling around type "Peter, you're shut up here we are serious people and we talk about business ". Resigned, I drink five glasses of white to tackle the afternoon.

The conference again and now my level of attention is the same as I watch a Formula 1 Grand Prix. Apparent death.
Spend an indefinite sentence and that alone sums up the true intellectual depth of the speakers: "Even the sad museums can be enhanced by this technology of Digital Signage", I recover and I realize that I have to run the station. I just have time to buy a book on the theme of the conference so you can tell something about my head when I ask the inevitable guide to what they said.
I take my bag and I spin it.

Another profitable day on the marketing man has passed.

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sales vs marketing


The people who - like me and my colleagues - working in marketing are often subject to an identity crisis.

Mainly I think (rightly) why do not we do a shit. But just a dick. We do not sell (spend), do not build (heaven forbid), just talking about something that goes beyond the technical operation of the mouse there is the bubble in the nose, do not do accounts, etc. etc.. They told me that we add value but I do not think you understand what it is and especially loved to what.

However, as in each sub-culture that respects, we live and have our own identity through our nemesis, our anti-hero. Don Camillo quarreled with Peppone, Spank it was leading with Torakichi, Rocky Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and some of his children.

Although we feel very hated by all our colleagues, our opponents are commercial in nature.

The commercial mixed blessing of our function. The company's commercial external calls us is our best friend, is forced to listen, to hear our complaints, we remember what we like, what we are passionate about and laughing with us. They are our outlet sui soprusi che subiamo quotidianamente.

Altre volte però non ci lasciano vivere, ci telefonano mentre siamo concentrati compiliamo un excel di 3.500 righe, camuffano il numero, insistono, minacciano e litigano.

Ieri sono stato a una fiera di settore e ho avuto modo di parlare con diversi commerciali che si aggiravano tra gli stand con sorrisi smaglianti e una pila di biglietti da visita che utilizzavano come stelline ninja.

È stata per me una giornata ricca di soddisfazione professionale per cui mi pregio di riportare qualche stralcio di conversazione.

Specializzazione

Comm.: Carissimo, tutto bene?
Billy: Si grazie, tu?
Comm. Bene, benissimo, as you know I changed my company (extending a business card)
Billy: Ah .. yeah, right .. remember. What do you sell now?
Comm Everything from buy me something.


Competition

Comm X: As I said then we sell the product with only 4 or 5 co-sponsors present, not how the company Y. We hold to our users, we do not want an overflow of information and create a bad mood, you follow me?
Billy: I see. And how many co-sponsors are using the company Y?
Comm X: 6 ...

A little 'confused on what should be my motivation to purchase the business of the company ran into Y.

Billy (ironically) .. And then they told me that they said six sponsors are too many and I have proposed Comm 5
Y (not taking irony): well look at this aspect do not worry. We thought of a contest where no company who will co-sponsor. I call it the "total fraud." Interested?
Billy: This year I finished the budget. Maybe next year ...

Captatio benevolentiae

Billy .... and for these reasons, I'd be interested in a product with performance.
Comm: oh sure! All interested in the products performance, but if we plan porn sites people complain
Billy: well, you see ..
Comm: What then look at the people watching porn are those like me. What they buy your products.



subject to our mood swings, direct and trivial, war machines steel we love our business!

Billy H.

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Job Interview


I like a lot to participate in a job interview. The anonymous phone call in show, to be called Doctor a warm female voice, a soft approach a bit 'embarrassed reminiscent of the first calls for the beginning of a love affair. A job interview is full of expectations, brings with it anxiety and hope. But most of the time of the interview brings tremendous incazzature: endless waits, appointment skipped, unnecessary travel, vacation wasted, relentless failures, answers that never come (pardon. .. called feedback which is very cool ... in fact most negative feedback easy wins in its synonym "rejection")

Who has done dozens of interviews has some experience in the industry: the phone responds with nonchalance plunged into the midst of a meeting, anticipating the questions the interviewer conducts the interview with ostentatious security even in the face of absurd questions of the breeder.

course if you think that most of the time your working life is in the hands of a boy with less than half of your years of experience (do not say that I am better than him, only he has not the slightest idea of \u200b\u200bwhat I'm telling him and, indeed, most of the time I do not have even seen me at that point I already triggered the autopilot).

I heard a lot of wild stories about the talks, both by the interviewers and candidates. As far as I can tell that reflect rather faithfully the grotesque and surreal situations that occur in the company.

is what happened to me a few weeks ago.

Arrival in Milan in the site of a major recruitment companies. Ultra-modern architecture, everything is immaculate. Belle secretaries gentle smile, beautiful cock are also candidates running in dark suits, all smiling and abbronzati.Ma now I'm part of this world of businessman: the last untapped full wedding that I attended (I realize I have rice in my pocket just before entering), lucky shirt and red tie (I read somewhere that shows a certain personality and then put me on these occasions: a little 'clothes and a little' gun as he recited the song).

I introduce myself and make me sit. On the tables there are only business magazines by the English name. I like the other candidates and I take a sheet with enough. While I try to imagine who the hell can spend money to read this rubbish Origlio telephone call from the secretary:


"Doctor? Yes, there is the candidate for her ... Dr. Hoyle "

SILENCE

" Perfect. I do accommodate. Which room is booked? "

SILENCE

" No? There are no rooms free, sorry. The fifth is occupied. How do we do? "

SILENCE

Fixed impassive the article in English on the 5 best brands of cigars in the world

" There is a 7 but available from 18.15 and booked.

SILENCE

the 17:55 am now. If I have to do 2 hours 15 minutes by train to see me if they can go to fuck off

"Oh that's okay? Ok, I do sit. " "Dr. Hoyle can be accommodated, second right "

answer with the best of my fake smiles" Perfect, thank you very much "

have to compile the package that authorizes it to be dicks to me all my life and in the meantime get the selection that seems Take your time (strange), skip the pleasantries and so we start talking.

The interview runs quiet, 6e20 are already in the middle of the Milan traffic to ask me how I should answer the question "Law books wine?". For a moment I was tempted to declare one of the top experts in the field but not I had no idea what was then my answer was a terse "I prefer other genres." I could definitely do better.

Fuck oenology (whatever that is) pass the interview, because they call me to give me the good news and tell me that I will contact you shortly to arrange a meeting with the company: the show, I hear that is the right time to unrivet here.

After a couple of days I get an email where they are asked to describe my pets household and develop a theme entitled "I in the new company."

Calmly seraphic write a great piece thanking you for the opportunity.

A couple of days and I get il feedback positivo. Sono invitato a scrivere un brano su quello che farei se fossi assunto. Mi sento un po’ stupido e inizio a pormi qualche domanda. Comunque rispondo con tutto l’entusiasmo e la motivazione (motivazione è la parola d’oro da usare sempre nei colloqui) che mi hanno insegnato a mostrare in queste situazioni e svolgo il mio compito in maniera soddisfacente.

Poi tutto tace.

Chiedo cortesemente un feedback dopo una ventina di giorni e mi scrivono che hanno scelto un candidato con “una seniority (anche anagrafica) più alta”.

Ha tutta l'aria di una bocciatura.


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Here we throw down the wall ....


"Then you throw down the wall, come along this wall, we extend this piece, but not too much space there. Here we take away the desks and put a beautiful island in the middle and you're done. There are at least twice as many people "
who works in an office and has not experienced this moment at least once a raise your hand.
It 's very simple. You're stupid to work as usual on your PC. Usually enters a delegation from the General Manager or equivalent + choice + Manager Other unnamed figure (who turns out later to be the supervisor).
The three unwholesome, simply enter the office and you are transparent. No longer considered a mobile or a chair. Inquisitive eyes at the room. Exchange the sentences given above, accompanying with large hand gestures and some smug grin. We hold no more than two minutes and then always strictly healthy without it worthy of a word, they leave.
Et Voila! The move was decided. Stick to business efficiency.
How? You know nothing about it? But why should you know? When you work in your home you get to explain to mica tables, cabinets, chairs what happens. Make them stop.
From that moment on, the puppets from the office (we) begin the most improbable conjectures. We put in 70 in the same room. We have sold us all out. We are going to work in the suburbs and more sinister here shall be only managers. We move with those Reeks of information systems. In short, the worst inventions. Just like when the movies are all Fantozzi while playing in Italy and spreading the rumor that "marked Zoff's head." It
then spend two to three weeks without seeing anyone or have any news to day, always when you're hunched over your computer, get a team of workers who starts hammering, chopping, move. All while you continue to work and do not know shit. Then at the last second, when a wiry guy is going to raise your desk, your boss, nonchalantly says, "Ah, look, we move on the 4th floor along with those of information systems. Much better, so you work in a team. "
- And you, naively: "Oh, but excuse me, five are already in a closet. Over the four of us as we do? ".
- "But there is no problem, just put the islands in the middle of the room. Among other things, we're fine "
-" Ah, here ... ok. And I'm sorry, here where we were who we are? "
-" widen the leaders "

:-( He scored Zoff head ....

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Bitu back spinster


Our colleague Bitu ( short for a nickname that I prefer to omit) has been dumped by her boyfriend in the trunk. The thing was extremely funny. I mean, I realize I should have a minimum of sensitivity, but we really sganasciati by risate.
Insomma l’anomalia era che ci fosse uno in grado di sopportarla, non certo che rimanga zitella. E poi, non per vantarci, ma avevamo previsto questo epilogo fin dall’inizio.

I fatti: per Bitu tutto andava alla grande nel segno dell’amore tanto che stava cercando una casa da comprare per incastrare definitivamente Piergi. Incurante del mondo intorno Bitu non parlava con nessuno se non col suo ragazzo e guardava con disprezzo gli altri esseri umani. Piergi, purtroppo, era ignaro di tutta questa felicità e dentro di se viveva come un incubo l’idea di dover comprare casa con la peraltro tirchissima Bitu e tramava il modo migliore per darsi alla fuga.

Alla fine, con gran classe, Piergi ha scelto to take to the bush in the nicest way possible. The messaggino.
a normal day in office, in fact, receives a text message from Bitu piergo that said: "I packed up, I'm leaving my parents. It 's over. "

I will spare you the rest. In fact I'll summarize: You are running at home. The gun battle. He has already prepared the suitcases. She who makes the bags (at that point the question was who leaves home for first so he could have said to have left the other). The output at the same time. The final farewell. The sad return from mami and papi and us with a psicodepressa and psicodopata office.
In retrospect, the episode itself was funny. But now we are a spinster on the rump in the tunnel that is at lunch with us without ever saying his mouth .... You know what I say? Hopefully if it is wholly !!!!!

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After trips to the sides of the ocean, weddings, occasions and taken leave, I finally decided what to do with this blog: it will close 'probably, but not before having given a fair conclusion. In fact, the blog is titled go away from home, and there's no 'better late than return home, even if the house is not' more 'than before: I will write' it's my adventure for the ' buying my first house!

The idea of \u200b\u200bbuying a home in my mind for a while ', and, thanks to a bit' of events that do not stand 'to explain here, I have finally decided to take the plunge. The idea in broad terms and 'to buy a house in Edinburgh, rent, the rent and try to repay at least 50% of the loan, and the rest put it to me.

The preconditions to start with are:

• Making an investment in real estate. A
• help from my parents, who are willing to give me an initial sum that will serve 'as a deposit (hereafter called the deposit).
• No rush: I have no pressure, if not the target of closing the purchase of the house by the end of the year.
• favorable economic situation in purchasing a home.
  

Poste these initial conditions, where to begin? We have still down 'a bit' of preconditions:

• Edinburgh very much, and I would not mind to live there one day.
• I live in England for nearly three years, and I have no idea what will be 'more. I have the need 'to have a permanent residence in England if I were to move, to continue to receive benefits on a variety of financial instruments that now use. A house of my property 'would help me to remain with one foot in England if I move somewhere in the world.
• real estate market fascinates me: Gekko start 'his own adventure with a property! (Ok, he begins' with a palace on Fifth Avenue, I with a flat to Edinbrugh, but with the proper proportion situation and 'the same!)
• It' s a time when gain a bit 'of money, and potentially andro' earn more 'immediate future, then an investment of this scale and' feasible.
  

short, I believe that the preconditions justify the purchase of a home. What to do then? Google!

There are thousands of guides, sites, pages, videos and much more on the subject, just search for "buy first home" on Google and come up millions of pages. After much research, I believe I have identified several steps that must be followed in search of a house

1. Identify the location and type of house you are looking for. Gain an
2. fast house prices that match those criteria, then identifying a range of prices.
3. make an appointment with a mortgage advisor to see if the bank and 'prepared to grant a loan of that kind, and if you'll be able to repay.
4. Assuming that the bank gives a positive opinion, finding a group of houses that you are 'concerned about Internet
5. narrow down the homes going to make site visits with an agency.
6. found the house you like, contact a solicitor to complete the purchase. The solicitor will deal 'to follow the transaction is to check the condition of the house, both for the loan.
7. House bought it! Ikea Home Furnishing hours or the like.
8. find an agency that handles rentals.
   

It 's not a simple process, but even so' hard as it seems. On the internet states that can motivate people to buy a house in less than a week, the media and instead 'of two weeks. I have 3 months!

In the next post will explore 'every step, point by point, trying to clear up any dark side.

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An evening to Genoa player


Italian football is sick, is the mirror of a corrupt country. There is a drain of talent (because your brain can not speak). The series A is no longer the most beautiful in the world championship. The same teams always win. There is a psychological subjection. It would take the field in slow motion. The national team players do not sing the national anthem. Journalists ruin the world of football. Prosecutors ruin the world of football. The ultras ruin the world of football. The card dei tifosi rovina il mondo del calcio.

Ma noi ce ne freghiamo.

Riparte la stagione e dopo l’indigestione di calciomercato siamo di nuovo qui in trepida attesa del campionato, degli anticipi, dei posticipi, delle coppe, della Gazzetta al Lunedì, del treno dei servizi e del processo di Biscardi.

Perchè?

Il calcio riempie i vuoti. Il calcio ci fa sopravvivere in azienda, il calcio unisce e divide prendendo a calci in culo l’organigramma aziendale.

E non si tratta solo di calcio: c’è il fantacalcio (Dio benedica chi lo ha inventato: possiamo parlarne in ufficio per diverse ora consecutivamente), ci sono le scommesse, gli sfottò, ecc ecc.

But it was not what I wanted to talk.

I was invited to see Genoa at home to Odense-polonegativo. I decided to accept because:
- he had invited me only because he was sure the next round (even if you never admit it)
- I knew that Genoa would go through (although I could not declare it) and then I would not be accused of bringing bad luck

In this logic-cabalistic conspiracy of silence we began to watch the game with a classic pizza and beer along with Jack (another huge Genoa player and fellow Fantasy).

I've seen a few games in the company of genoani so, since I'm nice, I would like to dispel the myth that they see frantic, superstitious, and with a persecution complex.

Here are the facts of the game:

- We cut the pizza in the kitchen, the living room comes the voice of the announcer describing the action of attack of the Genoa. Let's stop talking ... .. PULL OUT OF FIGUEROA! Jack: "Thank God you did not mark otherwise had to stay on this side to follow the game from the other room." I raise my head to stop smiling ... it was a joke.
- At the third stroke of the heel (wrong) to neo-Zapater polonegativo encourages the purchase ("I take the plane and come to menarti)
- After the momentary advantage dell'Odense tensions rise and the commentator (Andrea Agostinelli) says instead of Genoa Genoa for the thirtieth time. polonegativo: "ENOUGH! ENOUGH! YOU PAID FOR crap. " Jack does not move, "Look at him doing it on purpose, is a former doriano this one. (I do not know the faith of Agostinelli but he played one year in Genoa, without learning the name of his team apparently)
- Gol Genoa. Polonegativo: "Ooooo PORK XXX !!!!" runs out of the balcony" XXX PIG!! XXX PIG! "He returned with the breath," They're cheering even my neighbors. " The shocked look and he replies "I took a bit 'on the floor mystic-religious"

The game ends 1-1, Genoa passes. Sono contento perchè di tensione ne ho accumulata parecchia anche io e domani (in ufficio) ho qualcosa da scrivere sul blog!!!

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Back from holiday



Quando sei in vacanza arriva finalmente un giorno in cui ti svegli e scopri che non stai più pensando all'ufficio. Un giorno in cui, finalmente, non visualizzi più la faccia da coglione del tuo capo, le psichedeliche luci al neon, la tua scrivania di compensato, le pareti squallide dell'ufficio... Un giorno in cui ti svegli ed hai dimenticato le cose in sospeso da fare, gli screzi con questo o quel collega, l'attanagliante senso di prigionia... Un giorno in cui ti senti, quasi in modo euforico, libero. Finalmente padrone delle tue azioni and you think, as so fearful, that you could really live a life like that. Doing what you want.
Well, that day is the day that you return to the office.
The holidays are over.
waiting for you, slave.
Welcome back.

polonegativo

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Ok I've blocked facebook and youtube. I've suspended hattrick and Tribalwars (gaming). I can not see naked women (sexually explicit) and even the reviews of the restaurants (alcohol & tobacco). But do not give up .... find a way to bypass the restrictions of the cock, I had to use all my 8 hours ..

BillyH.

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Once upon a time

The Shield 'final: Nooooooo!

I could write a post that explains what 'The Shield, who's' Vic Mackey and Shane Vendrell. But I have absolutely no desire, also because 'I'm sure you all already know' who are these characters, and if by chance you missed it, go here and all will be 'more' clear.

Vic was a genius. Always above the law, for a good purpose. Apart from when he was killed a bit 'of people to spring up your ass .. but those are details, negligible when one thousand arrests gang of drug dealers.

There is not 'dead end. Worse, the messenger to have a desk job forced, in a suit and tie. Away from the action, by shooting in San Bernardino, by the Mexicans and Armenians. E 'dead in its way, and I therefore am in mourning.

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I know, maybe I do not understand
but I must say thanks to my boss.

Yes, because although I do not want to admit it, but he taught me a lot,

when they are down because of moral stress to try to overcome all the small and big problems, I just look up and see him sitting at his desk
calm, placid, unconscious, stunned look at the PC screen.

when they are full of work and I can not do it and finish the day will be difficult,
here he comes with his ethereal walk after 2 hours in the office or leave an hour earlier;
in a moment forget the fatigue.

when I'm afraid to fail to express myself better,
here that I read his mail, free of the constraints of gramamtica, education from Italy .... and his words find new courage

think I know the usual ass-licker or all'infatuazione due to its location,
but no, it is not,
He helps me, encourages me, motivates me because basically I think ...


... SHIT, SO IF A Fool 'It's my boss, I
MINIMUM became CEO

But immediately after the distress is great, I go back to the harsh reality

he' s in my head, I
THE merdaccia

PN

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The Shield 's time to migration

not natural migration: Recent developments have made me understand that it will remain 'still in Darlington for a while 'time, certainly a year.

Of course, since I decided to stop talking about work, I have little reason to write this blog! Let no one dare to say that I live for the job!

Ah, migration. Well, Google has decided to dismantle Google Pages. Google Pages and '(was) one of the many Google services, which allowed users to create websites or directly upload HTML pages, javascripts and css templates. "Too much freedom, '" must have thought those of Google: they are so' replaced with Google Pages Sites . Google Sites allows only to create the appropriate sites using Google tools, leaving no chance ' user to upload the pages of his creation.

not know, patience. I used Google Pages to hold up the pages of my curriculum vitae, and any document link on the blog: fortunately there Dropbox , who does this and more.

I do not remember if I had already 'made my tirade about Dropbox, but it's worth to say a few words anyway. Dropbox and 'an Internet service that lets you keep a constantly updated copy of a portion of hard disk on the Internet. The user can 'then choose which portion to make visible world, and what to leave on the Internet only as a backup . The client works great on the local machine: The application creates a folder on Dropbox disco locale, e tutto quello che viene inserito all'interno di questa cartella viene costantemente copiato/aggiornato nella cartella parallela su internet. Una sottocartella Public permette di render visibili al mondo tutti i files copiati al suo interno.

La comodita' di questo strumento sta nella facilita' dell'aggiornamento dei documenti. Immaginate di aver dei documenti pubblici, e di doverli aggiornare: il modo piu' veloce era quello di scaricare dalla cartella remota il file via FTP, applicare la modifica, ricaricarlo sul server via FTP. Con Dropbox, invece, una copia del documento rimane sempre sul disco locale, ed una volta apportata la modifica il client Dropbox si preoccupera' di copiare il nuovo file in remoto.

enough, I have already 'written too. I go back to Britain's Got Talent, and I will give you 'the direct result:

3. Julian Smith
2. Susan Boyle
1. Diversity

What?? But they are all fools?? Boyle's entire life .. bah

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ravioli in sauce Jalfrezi

When Italy meets India in the same dish, the result is not 'always the best. This evening I had the Jalfrezi sauce to finish, and a bowl of fresh agnolotti bought. I put the sauce in the same way we put the red sauce on pasta, a little oil, a bit 'of parmesan cheese, and plenty of good hope. However, no 'was a good idea: the sauce Jalfrezi completely covered the taste of the ravioli, hot on the charge that characterizes 99% of Indian food.

But who cares. Da ste share it eats, do not eat, and yet the black pudding and 'adorable, especially in the morning with eggs, sausage and bacon.

am no longer 'I'm writing anything on the blog, for some' time is at hand: we can not 'write the job because' are spied on at home we are a little short, I have good excuses.

The only two stories are that:

• give free swimming lessons
• I passed the English

Wow!

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Change at the top

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When I try something on the Internet, 9 times out of 10 do not find it, just 'cause I stop to watch more. And then I forget what I was looking for.

So 'tonight, as I was looking for something, and I' finished a handy document called Ancestry 2000, setting out the results of a study on the offspring of U.S. households. If you have nothing to do like me tonight I invite you to read the document, and that 'quite interesting. On page 8 there is' a map that highlights the various descent groups che maggiormente caratterizzano una certa porzione di US. La mappa la riporto qui sotto, per i pigri:



Portorico e' piena di Portoricani. Wow, bella scoperta. Ma gli italo-americani, perche' sono ancora tutti fermi intorno a Ellis Island? E gli afro-americani, hanno cosi' nostalgia delle praterie di Via col Vento? Insomma, 150 anni e son ancora tutti la. E se si guardano gli altri gruppi, si ripete sempre la stessa storia: nasci in un posto, e con grande probabilita' li' ci muori.

Questo mi fa riflettere sulla questione della mobilita' dall'altra parte dell'oceano, in Europa. Parlassimo tutti una sola lingua, ci sarebbe davvero piu' mobilita' all'interno del vecchio continent? I do not think at this point. I think everyone is at home, 'cause in the end it is well known among the people. I'm different.

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And Easter and 'past

As usual, the holidays flying. And these three days are literally flew.

fact that I come back down 'in Turin this year for Easter: Last year in anticipation of having to go to Venice three or four times during the summer, I missed the Easter event in Italy. This year, I am pulled back. It 'was a marathon of trips, outings, meetings planned and unexpected: to be' becoming more and more 'old, but these three days I was exhausted.

On this trip, for the first time ..

• I flew with British Airways from Gatwick to Turin . Getting to Gatwick in Darlington and 'a ball absurd: we must go from Darlington to Kings Cross underground to Victoria, and then from there' to Gatwick. What does it take 3 hours to 1 / 2, paying £ 72.50 is it worth? British and 'convenient but' fuck: you choose the place in flight give you a sandwich and a drink, and staff and 'certainly more' gentle than that of Ryanair. And there is no 'queue at check-in. Oh, and cheaper than Ryanair.
• I try hard to catch everyone I know in the days when I was down ': there are obviously successful, at least I must say that I found almost all of the universe. And that 'already' a good result, of where am really proud of.
• On the way I have not talked to anyone on the plane. I had beside me a couple of Hispanics, and probably my level of English does not allow me yet to make a useless conversation with people who just want to get their dicks do not stay to hear me. I am made up for return, in conversation with two old English, of which one was the spitting image of Miss Marple.
• Son went shopping with Papa '! And I am impressed by people who are there 'in the shops, and from what they buy. Facciazza to the recession, everyone seems to have much money in Italy: I'm happy for them! Son
• train, and do not have a reservation, I found a place with a table free. I sa che domani spunta il sole.
  

Invece, certe cose son rimaste uguali...

• La spocchia dei poliziotti all'aereoporto di Torino: sempre noiosi ed arroganti. Un corso di buone maniere potrebbero pagarglielo!
• Torino, a parte la facciata del teatro Carignano, e' sempre uguale. Meglio cosi'.
• I truzzi, pure quelli son rimasti uguali. Forse non di numero, secondo me aumentato in maniera spaventosa, ma nei modi. Domenica mattina ho preso il treno per andare a Savigliano per vedere i miei nonni: ho auvto la fortuna di sedermi proprio a fianco di un branco di truzzi, scesi poi in massa a Villastellone. Non ho potuto fare a meno di ascoltarli per una mezz'oretta, dato che il loro tono di voce was more 'top of the music blaring in my ear shot from the iPod. And so 'I found out what the fuck oh, but you know that yesterday there were the Gessica Debborahh and what the fuck were too taut, and then me and oh Unless we started to rub against' cause you have to do what the fuck that is' and fuck the Gessica then there was oh, and it 's too slutty one .. oh minchiassai I could go on for 20 minutes, the time it takes a TAF from Turin to Villastellone. From Villastellone Savigliano or so 'have tried to paint in my head Gaetano (who spoke the leader of the pack) and Jessica, about 35 years old, married, 10 children, unemployed (and their children) who Berlusca vote because' bring 'real change and that if the blame the immigrants stealing their jobs. And I thought that it is not 'too different from what' we see in Darlington.

To be continued ..

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I'm giving the race: it was a bit 'I started running in the gym, once every two days, but now the going gets tough!

because of the good time (is it ', even here in the UK there are days in the sun too hot to March) Sunday I'm venturing all'Hamsterley Forest with Franz for two hours of racing, and today a walk on the rock with Roseberry Andy.

I have an idea that comes into my head: to participate in the half marathon in Newcastle this summer. Meanwhile, speaking of marathons, I and some colleagues in June we will go to Run Gallon, or a walk of eight miles to the countryside of North East, where for every mile you have to stop and drink at least a pint of beer. Excellent preparation for the marathon!

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This I did not do

I was already 'pissed like a hyena when I realized that GTA4 expansion pack "The Lost and the Damned" came out only for Xbox: and vabbe', poor, sad have a console, give it a sop in piu ' . But tonight, when I was in the middle of ironing, I see a new expansion pack GTA4 "Chinatown Wars", available only Nintendo DS .. be ', fuck sorry! And we of the PS3 about us? Children's disgusting? I love God if st'espressione!

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were always problems with the car

Buying an old car, strategies used and hyper-consumption means that you always work on every holy weekend. And so 'has been with my Rover.

Bought for £ 500 or slightly more, 'he always had problemini. That kind of problems typically resolve in a week of work during the weekend: the window that goes up and down, the glass and 'out of the home, the rim to change, a little rotten to be repaired. Lately

is giving me problems on the wiper motor. The fuse of the motor continued to erupt every time I turn on the machine, so 'I made him take a look dall'elettrauto. This cute stocky little man, dopo avermi rubato £30, ha sentenziato che i fili erano a posto (cazzo, li avevo cambiati io!) e che il motorino era rotto. Cosi' ho trovato un altro motorino usato su ebay per pochi £, e grazie all'amico Franz l'abbiamo cambiato. Morale: i tergicristalli continuano a non funzionare, ma il relay non salta piu', come se non ci fosse elettricita' nei cavi.

Domani la riporto dall'elettrauto, secondo me quell'idiota c'ha messo le mani sopra e mi ha staccato qualche connettore.

Il lato positivo di comprare una macchina vecchia e stra-usata e' che pian piano di motori inizi a capirne. Inizi a capire che il meccanico non e' uno scienziato, ma semplicemente uno che ha tutti gli strumenti per pacioccare sulla macchina, but at the end of the day does not know that much more 'than you. Cosi ', next to my little bar on the beach one day opened my' with workshop on the beach.

I will make you 'know how it ends with the wiper motor.