"Then you throw down the wall, come along this wall, we extend this piece, but not too much space there. Here we take away the desks and put a beautiful island in the middle and you're done. There are at least twice as many people "
who works in an office and has not experienced this moment at least once a raise your hand.
It 's very simple. You're stupid to work as usual on your PC. Usually enters a delegation from the General Manager or equivalent + choice + Manager Other unnamed figure (who turns out later to be the supervisor).
The three unwholesome, simply enter the office and you are transparent. No longer considered a mobile or a chair. Inquisitive eyes at the room. Exchange the sentences given above, accompanying with large hand gestures and some smug grin. We hold no more than two minutes and then always strictly healthy without it worthy of a word, they leave.
Et Voila! The move was decided. Stick to business efficiency.
How? You know nothing about it? But why should you know? When you work in your home you get to explain to mica tables, cabinets, chairs what happens. Make them stop.
From that moment on, the puppets from the office (we) begin the most improbable conjectures. We put in 70 in the same room. We have sold us all out. We are going to work in the suburbs and more sinister here shall be only managers. We move with those Reeks of information systems. In short, the worst inventions. Just like when the movies are all Fantozzi while playing in Italy and spreading the rumor that "marked Zoff's head." It
then spend two to three weeks without seeing anyone or have any news to day, always when you're hunched over your computer, get a team of workers who starts hammering, chopping, move. All while you continue to work and do not know shit. Then at the last second, when a wiry guy is going to raise your desk, your boss, nonchalantly says, "Ah, look, we move on the 4th floor along with those of information systems. Much better, so you work in a team. "
- And you, naively: "Oh, but excuse me, five are already in a closet. Over the four of us as we do? ".
- "But there is no problem, just put the islands in the middle of the room. Among other things, we're fine "
-" Ah, here ... ok. And I'm sorry, here where we were who we are? "
-" widen the leaders "
:-( He scored Zoff head ....
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